FFI: The King of Cornelia
|YOU CAN'T FUCKING DRILL FOR MANA!|
Yes, this royal ass-face. Dude's daughter just got kidnapped by Garland and you're just a group of 4 completely broke, unequipped heroes, but the dick doesn't give you shit! Then, when you do rescue her, your reward is that he builds a fucking bridge that he was probably going to build anyway! What a numbnuts retard! At least in 8-Bit Theatre, his assholity makes him hilarious...
I haven't gone very far into this game at the moment, and barely anybody has any personality, so they're all boring fucks. So nobody gets least fav'd here for now. Speaking of boring...
|"A loyal soldier of King Sasune's army, he narrowly escaped the Djinn's curse. His prime concern is finding the missing Princess Sara."|
|"You spoony bard!"|
|"Grandpa, give me strength..."|
|"Alright, who's been touching my materia?"|
|"I LOVE TRAINS~!"|
|"Is very delicious shape! Inside might have fine cuisine!"|
|"Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!"|
FFXII: Judge Zargabaath
|"The empire's debts grow legion..."|
I know you're probably raging over the fact that I didn't include Vaan or Penelo as FFXII's representative for this list, but I just don't see why everyone hates them so much. Also, the spot of my least favorite character goes to a tie between Rikku and Yuffie. Congratulations, you retarded hoes. I hope you're proud of yourselves. HeadBodyMaster, signing off.
*My New Year sucks ass so far! My Christmas break was only a week and a half long, so I'm already back in school, I just found out what my grades are and I'm failing two of my classes(which I'm actually doing alright in), and it turns out my Birthday Present from school is FUCKING MID-TERMS! Fuck that mess! The only things that are making this year worthwhile so far are the upcoming games I'm getting. They better save this year...