5/21/2012

HBM Reviews: Marvel's The Avengers


Well, I did it, everyone. After missing out on Iron Man 2, Thor, and Captain America, this weekend I did my duty as a comic book movie fan (no matter how minor) and went to see Marvel's latest cinematic venture, The Avengers. Even after only seeing 2 of the disguised commercials for this movie, I would probably say I'm fit to review this movie, seeing as how I consider my knowledge of these characters adequate enough.

First off, let me make a few things clear: I never really read any of the comic books for these characters.* I've grown up with my knowledge of these guys mostly coming from cameos in other Marvel projects, reviews, and my father, who's been an avid Marvel fan seemingly his whole life. I never really learned anything about their personalities, just that Captain America has a shield and is obviously patriotic, Thor is the Norse God of Thunder, and Black Widow is a sexy spy. I never knew who Hawkeye was, so I wasn't too attached to him when the movie began. However, I can set all that aside to enjoy this movie, right?

5/14/2012

What I'm Hyped For About E3 2012

Hey there people. I just thought I'd give a small list of what I'm excited for that'll be shown at E3 this year and why.

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance: I preordered this game over a year ago and haven't heard much about it since then. Hopefully, this year will set the release date and everything important.
New Super Mario Bros. 2: It's a Mario game. 'Nuff said.
Super Smash Bros. 4: SSBB is probably my favorite game right now, and this next one will be on the 3DS and Wii U! I'm going to need this, and they better have a trailer there!
Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed: Sure, it seems like a Sega ripoff of Mario Kart 7, but come on. The other Sega All Stars games have been fun, right?
Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale: So Sony's making their own version of Smash Bros? Right on! Considering they've confirmed there'll be guest characters, hopefully at least one Final Fantasy character will make it in.
Kingdom Hearts 3D [Dream Drop Distance]: It's a new Kingdom Hearts game. 'Nuff said.
Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: It's gonna be a rhythm follow up to the Dissidia games, some of my favorite games ever. That means it will be good.
South Park: The Stick of Truth: It's a South Park game. South Park is awesome. Seriously.

That's all, see you later. HBM, signing out.

The English Kingdom Hearts 3D Trailer

Hello, everybody. Well, the moment us KH fans have been waiting for is finally here. Square Enix has finally gotten off their lazy asses and released the English trailer for Kingdom Hearts 3D that they promised would be "Coming Soon" about 3 months ago! Let's take a look!

5/08/2012

HBM's Top 10 Final Bosses

Hello, whoever you are. Remember how I made those Top 10 lists for video game Bosses and Final Boss Themes? Well it's time to finally do my Top 10 Final Bosses! Remember, only one per series (Unless it's a tie). Also, expect spoilers. Quite a bit of them. Now let's begin!

5/04/2012

Holy shit, I have a Youtube?


Yeah, so it turns out I have a Youtube account that I haven't been uploading shit to for a while. So I decided to test a few of my random voices (as well as already known voices). Listen to my diversity! Listen and weep as it possibly lands me a voice acting job (though it most likely won't).
HBM signing out!

EDIT: I took it down. Didn't want that shit no more.

5/01/2012

The True Opposite Day...

People! I have just discovered the true time of Opposite Day, the day that people have scoffed off as rumor and legend! Just read this theory, and hear me out!

Opposite Day is a point in time... time... that rhymes with crime! Like the crimes terrorists commit! Commit... when you get married, you have to commit to your relationship. Relationships which can be discussed with you therapist. Therapist is a job, and jobs are a way to make money... You can deposit and withdraw money at banks. Withdraw... that's the name of an attack in Pokemon, which was made by Nintendo! Nintendo also made Super Mario Bros., which is extremely popular. Popular... like a cheerleader! Cheerleaders have to attend Pep Rallies, which teachers think will make us like school just a little, but they usually end up causing the opposite reaction! Wait a minute! Opposite reaction... on days of pep rallies?! Of course! Opposite Day is whatever day there's a pep rally!

Or I just want to justify why pep rallies I want to stop existing. I dunno. HBM, signing out.