8/26/2012

Screw You, Square Enix.

Recently, Square Enix put up a teaser site for a new The World Ends With You thing. Naturally, we all got excited for a sequel, though some of us were filled with dread when it was revealed that an iOS version of TWEWY was being released with remixed music. Us real fans stayed optimistic, but guess what? THE COUNTDOWN WAS FOR THE FUCKING IOS VERSION!!!!


WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ASSHOLES?!?!?!

I mean, we already knew of this before the timer ended, so why the fuck would they keep it up instead of, oh I dunno, A FUCKING TEASER FOR A SEQUEL?!?!?!

Square, you better be reading this. You're just a bunch of money grubbing assholes and you can just go to hell for doing this to your former fans. While I'll still be buying KH, FF, and future TWEWY games, It will be begrudgingly, and most likely used so I don't have to give actual money to you assholes. The fuck-nuggets at "anti-virus" companies wouldn't dare look in you direction, that's how awful you dickheads are.

In closing, next time you put up a teaser site, MAKE SURE IT'S FOR A FUCKING SEQUEL!!!

EDIT: So, I was looking around on Google, just for TWEWY iOS ost stuff, when I stumbled across this hotness:


This is apparently an image the iOS version shows after you've fulfilled the correct requirements (I have no idea at the moment). I'm not going to give my thoughts other than this: Square has restored an iota of my faith in them. As long as they can give satisfactory conclusions to the Lightning Saga, completely fix FFXIV, make this as hot as I hope, and release Type-0 in America, they're allowed another thousandth of my hope back.

8/21/2012

Bleach Recaps Ep. 267: Stuff Happens Again


Hello, one and all! It is I, your glorious recapper for the evening, HeadBodyMaster. Now, Bleach is back to having an actual plot again, so yes, you can have that big "Bleach Is Finally Back To Having A Plot" party you haven't been planning, but my agents are forcing you to by gunpoint. Just a few notes: I only just started watching Bleach again last week, and 2. the new opening, chAnge, is quite inferior to the previous one, Anima Rossa. Alright, let's get this show off the road!

8/12/2012

Bleach is Finally Back!

Hey guys. Remember when Bleach had a plot, and the awesomeness didn't just come from fanservice and kicking babies (which needs to happen more often in everything ever)? Well, we're finally back to that happening! Unfortunately, I won't be recapping this week's episode, seeing as it was just a massive recap of stuff that happened before the filler started nearly a year ago. In fact, I'll just make a list of what it recaps:

1. Aizen and Co. being trapped in Yamamoto's flame wall
2. Appachi, Mila-Rose, and Sun-Sun's fight with Rangiku and Momo
3. Ayon fucking destroying Rangiku, Momo, Shuhei, and Iba
4. Yamamoto destroying Ayon and frying Appachi, Mila-Rose, and Sun-Sun
5. Part of Starrk's "fight" with Kyoraku
6. Part of Lilinette failing against Ukitake
7. Soi Fon, Lieutenant Fatass, and Baraggan doing nothing
8. Part of Hitsugaya's fight with Hallibel up till she unzips her top (YES)
9. ALL* of Orihime's boring ass speech from when Ulquiorra came back from that pocket dimension, and finally:
10. The first couple seconds of Ichigo and Ulquiorra's most recent fight.

And all this, so Kubo could draw another over the top facial expression. Oh well, we're back to that plot, and that means that next week, Bleach Recaps return for good!

HBM, signing out!
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* They already aired that boring ass friendship speech once, but twice?! Seriously?! Are they trying to tell those of you who don't have TiVo/DVR and have to watch when it airs to go the fuck to sleep already?!

8/04/2012

HBM Reviews: Kingdom Hearts 3D [Dream Drop Distance]


Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been posting lately, but if you haven't noticed, it's kind of summer, and I have at least the tiniest bit of a life, so I've actually been doing shit lately. Also, due to how pointless the latest Bleach filler has been, I'm on hiatus with the recaps until we get back to the actual plot. Hopefully, this will be the last time this happens, and if it's not, the next time will be sometime during the final filler arc. So.. yeah, let's get on with this!