Aw yeah, I just graduated last night! I'm off to college in September.

And now, here's a picture of my Mii in Tomodachi Life wearing a graduation cap.

I'll be back soon, once I have a laptop again. For now, I'm gonna celebrate. Doin' blow off all the sluts. 420 24/7. (obvious joke is obvious)

HBM signing out.

EDIT: Well, ended up getting my laptop just a couple hours after posting this. So that's good. Don't have to take that break I mentioned last post.


Very Short Hiatus?

Well, I'm going to have to take a break from blogging soon. It's not my fault, it's because the school's taking my laptop again. Thankfully, this is the last time this will happen, because I'm graduating High School on Thursday (expect a short victory post when that happens. I'll do it from the Wii U). Also, I'm actually getting my own, functioning computer soon, so I'm not going to have to take any more breaks due to stupid shit like this. So, that's that.

HBM, signing out.


Super Smash Bros E3 News: Mii, Palutena, and Pac-Man Revealed

Nintendo was hyping Smash Bros for this E3 as their big seller, and I guess that was the case. I mean, Smash was the biggest game there, so... yeah.

Anyway, I'm not here to hype the awesome. Well, actually, I am, but I'm also here to tell you what was revealed today! Now let's get to it!

HBM Reviews: Tomodachi Life

Well, E3 has started, and I'm hyped as fuck. So, to distract myself a little, I'm going to review Tomodachi Life. I mean, it did come out last Friday, and I've been playing it all weekend. So, yeah.


E3 2014: My Reactions.

So, E3 is starting, and I'm going to be doing what I did last year, where I give my thoughts on all the things revealed this week, updating as E3 goes on. So, let's get to it.

Of course, I'm only doing the things I care about here. This being my blog, and all.


HBM Reviews: Mario Kart 8

So, Mario Kart 8 came out last week, and I've just been sitting here not reviewing it. let's remedy that. This'll be a quick one, because I'm just getting this over with.

So, it's basically Mario Kart Wii (the bikes) and Mario Kart 7 (gliders, underwater, and customization) combined, but also with anti-gravity. So that's cool. The new items are pretty cool, new mechanics are pretty cool, it's what we've come to expect from Mario over the years.

The newest addition is Mario Kart TV, where you can edit and upload replays to the Mario Kart 8 Server, Miiverse, and/or Youtube. So that's cool.

Anyway, Mario Kart 8 is exactly what you would expect if you've played a previous Mario Kart. Meaning you need to get it. Right now.

HBM, signing out.


HBM's Top Ten Mario Kart Tracks

Hello, everyone. As we know, Mario Kart 8 came out a few days ago (and my review will be up soon, probably). And it got me thinking about my favorite Mario Kart tracks. So here's my Top Ten of them. Oh, and each track shown will be it's most recent iteration, since some tracks get brought back.